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Jokes For The Day! Crack Ya Ribs!!!

Jokes For The Day! Crack Ya Ribs!!!

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Crack ya ribs.: In a singles’ convention, a prayer point was raised that singles should pray for their Heart desires. A lady prayed,”Oh Lord I don’t want to marry a

short man. Any short man that is coming my way i bound him by Holy Ghost fire!
And there’s this short man standing next to her, praying: Oh Lord I’m short man but I’m a Billionaire. When she heard the word ‘billionaire’, her prayer changed to ”Oh Lord is that your Voice? Who am I to say No? I will marry the ‘content’ and ignore the ‘container’.

Ahahahahahaha!


AKPORS AND TEACHER

Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria?

Akpors: I don’t know ma.

Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies.

Akpors: Please ma, can I ask few questions?

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Akpors: Do you know Rita?

Teacher: No.

Akpors: Do you know Joy?

Teacher: No

Akpors: Do you know Kate?

Teacher (Angry): Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask?

Akpors: You need to focus more on your husband!

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I Am Ayex The only reason I haven't posted it is cos it aint TRENDING. I love posting what matters and the reason it isn't trending is b'cos its not important :-)

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