Akpors called his wife ekaette after an accident
PHONE RINGS. .. … …. ….
Akpors speaks in a very weak and thin voice,
“Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way.
I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff.
The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death I remembered you.
I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens.”
Akpors continued, “I was taken to a hospital nearby.
I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head.”
There was silence on the phone, then ekaette asked,
“WHO IS MARY?”
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