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You Must Laugh (YML): Akpors And The Drop-off Wahala

You Must Laugh (YML): Akpors And The Drop-off Wahala


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Akpors drops Philo at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support and leans towards her

Akpors: Can I kiss you?
Philo: Not now, I’m at home.
Akpors: Please.
Philo: No.
Akpors : You were too sweet in bed today.

Philo: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds.
Akpors: Let me kiss you good night.
Philo: Someone may be watching, they still think I’m a virgin at home.
(This goes on for ten minutes, then Philo’s brother appears at the gate)

Philo’s Brother: Philo, daddy I should tell you that whether you kiss him or not is totally your decision, but for God’s sake tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation”!

One word for Akpors this time?

Corper Akpors was part of the invigilators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving; one day, right inside the school while exams were going on, one sexy girl who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpors and giving him seductive looks. Being a guy-man, Akpors went straight to the girl to investigate her seduction.

She told him about how she thought he was really fine and after washing him enough, she asked for help with the exam questions; not wanting to miss his chance, Akpors gave her solutions to the mathematics questions and she was totally happy.

After the exam, Corper Akpors followed the girl up to arrange of how they would meet only for the girl to look at him sternly and ask: do you think I’m a prostitute? All those affections I was displaying for you in the hall are all fake oooo, that’s my boyfriend waiting for me..hahahahha…you Mugu!

Akpors looked at her well and began to laugh, he then replied: See this girl, do you think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school oh, all those answers I gave to you are fake oh! hahahaha…mugu!

One word for Akpors this time?


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