Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Akpors: Because we cannot eat water.
Akpors puts his radio inside the freezer so he can listen to COOL FM!!!
Teacher: Akpors what Is the name for baby lizard?
Apkors: Lizzy baby.
Teacher: Akpors how was your night?
Akpors: I don’t know ma, I was sleeping.
Boss: For this job, I’ll pay you N30,000 every month & in 3 months I’ll raise your salary to N60,000. When would you like to start working?
Akpors: In 3 months sir.
Police: Where do you live?
Akpors: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Akpors: With me.
Police (now seriously pissed off): Ok ok, so where you all live?
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