There were two, very naughty, 8 and 10 year old boys. They always got into trouble and their parents knew that if there was any form of mischief in their small town, their sons were possibly responsible.
The boys’ mother heard about a pastor in the city that disciplined children, so she asked if he would talk to the boys. The pastor agreed, but asked to see both of them separately. So the woman sent her 8-year-old first, when the pastor met the 8 year old, he asked him “Where is God?”.
The boy looked very shocked. The pastor asked the question again, this time more seriously “Where is God!!?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the pastor raised his voice even more and shook his finger in his face,in a threatening manner “WHERE IS GOD!?”
The little boy screamed and ran away from the room, ran straight to his house and into his wardrobe, and jammed the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the wardrobe, he asked,”What happened?”
The 8 year old boy, out of breath from running, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time, bro. God is missing, and they think WE did it!”