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I do not recommend that a woman fake an orgasm. This little lesson is a satire on the pressures women feel to perform. If a man makes you feel as though you are on stage competing in a pageant, do not sleep with him. But if you really want to get down with him and you are not feeling sh*t, here are simple perfect ways to fake an org8sm enjoy

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1. Arch your back at 45-degree angle and pant like a dog.

2. Recite a couple of bad lines from a B-rated blue movie. Example Tell big pappa he does it for you like no one else can

3. And the basics “Yes, yes, yes…harder, harder, harder … don’t stop!”Then you’ll want to immediately slap the nearest pillow.

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I Am Ayex The only reason I haven't posted it is cos it aint TRENDING. I love posting what matters and the reason it isn't trending is b'cos its not important :-)

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