I know most guys can relate with this joke whether married or not. But it isn’t really the ladies’ fault, it’s because of their ability to drive better with their mouths. Ladies can maneuver any car with their mouth but I’m not sure if they do like their mouth does when they are actually driving.
Enjoy our joke of the day
A wife was making a jollof rice for her husband’s lunch. Suddenly the husband burst into the kitchen,crying “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife was staring at him in surprise, “What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to cook jollof rice?
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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